Way Too Much Free Time

Ok, we've all done them...here's mine. (Note: these are all exact quotation searches)

'Results 1 - 10 of about 69 for "Everybody is a jerk"'

'Results 1 - 10 of about 57 for "Bill gates is a jerk"'

'Results 1 - 10 of about 20 for "Steve Jobs is a jerk"'

'Your search - "Linus Torvalds is a jerk" - did not match any documents.' (No, really, try it!)